Dr. Angelo

Hello

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 18:34:56 GMT

You drink, you drive, you spill.

That's all.

Shazam!

Wed, 30 Apr 2008 17:32:02 GMT

Update bitch.

Today I am making Indonesian chicken, then I'm going to eat it.

Stay tuned for next years update.

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 17:47:58 GMT

I was a highway man, along the coach roads I did ride.
A sword and pistol by my side, many a young maid lost her baubles to my trade.
Many a soldier shed of his life blood on my blade.
The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.

I am still alive.
Alive. Alive. Alive.
My hair is long.

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:14:54 GMT

The new whip. 1963 Plymouth Valiant, slant six, three on the tree.

Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:23:16 GMT

Congratulations to me for getting a new job.

Also congratulations to Fergie, she is now able to spell glamorous, not many artists these days can do that.

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So hard.

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 23:12:48 GMT

This morning I had to stop and watch the snow fall to the ground. I had to put my life on pause and let that soak into my brain, I'm not a fan of snow at all, but it was just so peaceful that I had to acknowledge it. Then I thought to myself, why is it so hard these days to be nice to someone, but so easy to be mean?

It's the new year, or is it? Has anything changed?

Sun, 14 Jan 2007 22:26:20 GMT

[Good Morning.]

Thu, 11 Jan 2007 20:42:45 GMT

Keep on truckin'

Tue, 05 Dec 2006 23:30:37 GMT

Things to do when you're drunk

Sun, 03 Dec 2006 08:33:07 GMT

As you can see it snowed.

Well kids

Sun, 19 Nov 2006 18:43:07 GMT

I want to get a Nintendo Wii, but I'm not waiting in the cold for one. Nor do I have $250 to spend, so I'll just wait a few months until they go on sale and get one then. If they go on sale.

Dear Nintendo,
Please put your Nintendo Wii on sale in say 6 months, $199.99 would be a good price. Also, I think you should have Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2007 available soon.

Sincerely,
Paul

Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:31:23 GMT

Happy Birthday to me

This is for you.

Thu, 10 Aug 2006 01:18:17 GMT

I hope ya flip some guy the bird
He cuts you off and youre forced to swerve
In front of the beatles tour bus
A bookmobile and a mack truck
Hauling hazardous biological waste
The light turns red you have no brakes
And hard copy gets it all on tape
So you can see the look on your face

I hope your pinto begins to spin
Takes out a disabled vietnam veteran
Mows down a nobel peace prize winner
And maybe some orphans having christmas dinner
Perhaps even the british royal family
And the rabbi thats clutching the bottle-fed puppy
And we cant forget the newlyweds
And those jerrys kids are as good as dead

I hope this helps to emphasize
I hope this helps to clarify
I hope you die

I hope your cellmate thinks hes god
But c.n.n. refer to him as bowling ball bag bob
Serving time again for abuse of a corpse
Only this time the victims a clydesdale horse
While he masturbates to photos of livestock
He does the silence of the lambs dance to christian rock
Eats feces and quotes from deliverance
And fights with his imaginary playmate vince

I hope he grins like jack nicholson
And forces you to play a game called balls on chin
And whatever happens next is all a blur
But you remember fist can be a verb
And when you finally regain consciousness
Youre bound and gagged in a wedding dress
And the prison guard looks the other way
cause hes the guy ya flipped the bird the other day